Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My nipple is on Facebook.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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