When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
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so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
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True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
this is an emotional support booty call
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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