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I want to walk on stilts...naked

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(970): I want to walk on stilts...naked http://tfl.nu/tpp3

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I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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(330): I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke http://tfl.nu/gn8s

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hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.

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(951): hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit. http://tfl.nu/lqvy

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My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.

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(919): My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq. http://tfl.nu/vzq9

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haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"

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(720): haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya" http://tfl.nu/5qox

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She's the barista slut.

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(240): She's the barista slut. http://tfl.nu/aqi5

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now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets

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(501): now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets http://tfl.nu/czok

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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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(850): Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am. http://tfl.nu/2bm2

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I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try

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(845): I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try http://tfl.nu/7nb7

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Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.

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(907): Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina. http://tfl.nu/7bx7

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Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.

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(941): Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants. http://tfl.nu/rame

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My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.

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(865): My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy. http://tfl.nu/ige6

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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn

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(615): May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn http://tfl.nu/hucd

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I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...

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(646): I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes... http://tfl.nu/1uwm

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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry

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(262): And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry http://tfl.nu/q1qo

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