I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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