Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
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i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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