so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
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You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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