I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
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I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
he just fucked me for my cheese..
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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