Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
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You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
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I'm literally in the bathroom for two minutes and I walk out to a random dude with his face in your tits
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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