Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
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Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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