dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
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We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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