have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
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He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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