Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
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Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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