Are we in a gay sports bar?
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
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Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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