I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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