Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
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Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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