love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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