that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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