can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
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You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I'm bleeding and have questions
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