Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
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