He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
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I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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