How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
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I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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