If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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