he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
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Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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