everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
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don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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