return my video game
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
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just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
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I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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