College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i think i just puked on my phone
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Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
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Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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