he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Randomize