Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
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you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
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Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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