I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I party with great urgency now.
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