I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
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And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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