Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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