He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
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THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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