NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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