she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
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The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
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