is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
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At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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