I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
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i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
where are my eyebrows?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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