just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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