What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
3 2 1 whiskey
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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