we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
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he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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