Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
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Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
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There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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