Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
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The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
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I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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