how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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