I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
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He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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