If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
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So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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