Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
we should paint friendship bongs
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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