Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
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if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
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I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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