Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Life lesson: Don't give a drunk girl a dutch oven after having taco bell. She puked all over my pillow. Funny as hell though.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
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Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
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Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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