I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
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she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
should my penis look like a turkey
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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