remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
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I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
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Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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