Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
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I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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